Ubisoft reveals Star Wars Outlaws PC requirements, all listed using upscaling

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Geez, these comments, no wonder everyone points laughs at gamers, if a game with a female doesnt make her a pale tiny anime-ish looking, waifu-candidate who's borderline naked they start shouting the word ugly like those dopey seagulls from finding nemo.

. Actually, having a beautiful posterior to look at is great. Sorry, snowflakes!
Reasons: actually, I'm not crazy about the graphics. I can very well play Warcraft III or Starcraft II or the old Far Cry 3 without an issue, I can play C&C Remastered for ages.
Hell, I'll play Fallout 3 and 4 or Half Life 2 and won't complain.
However:
- if a game is "WOKE" I'm not paying money. Do you want Sweet Baby Inc stuff? GREAT. YOU pay for it. I'm not. I'm the middle-aged white guy, the enemy, the dreaded cishet which is supposed to be hated upon. GOOD. I am the hated one. So no need for my money. Right?!
- lately, the female(of course, we can only have strong powahful wahmen) main character is made ugly on purpose or we have forced diversity in the games/movies: well then, this "bigot", "racist", "misogynistic" or whatever names you call me just won't pay the dough.
NO, not a Trump-tard, NO, not a Christian, Muslim or whatever, but I will vote with my wallet.. Let's see: Flintlock, I don't like the main character looks or graphic. NOT PAYING. NEXT! Concord? SAME. Oh, yes, I don't like the actress in Acolyte, I hate her looks, her smug, the way she acts and the victim card she, as a millionaire is playing, I will NEVER go to see something she stars in. Zendaya? Same. Of course, I went to see Bad Boys for life, despite the Will Smith incident. You know why? Because they don't try to patronize me as a customer. And guess what? Just like in Assassins' Creed Shadows, or Terminator's Dark Fate or Disney race-swapped princesses, the market will decide.
People wanted to see Barbie? Oh, great, good for them. Don't like the feminist manifesto, will never see it, bye.
Did you hate Oppenheimer? Well, I went and saw it twice.
You see, if you go full "retard mode" aka Brie Larson "I don't need a forty year men to tell me what didn't worked for them in the movie X" or Amber "Poop-in-the-bed" Heard and start ranting about the hate for men, well, be my guest, I'm never ever going to pay to see your sh!t.
Same, Ubisoft said how important the diversity is. Ok. Let the "diverse" buy their game. Ubisoft said "get used to not owning the game". Ok. Not going to own anything from them, LOL.
If you are a gaming company and you insult your audience and say that we are sexist pigs or whatever: GOOD. Then you don't need me to pay!
 
If the requirements are with upscaling... then its not fcking UPSCALING..... christ these asshles try more dckhead loopholes to avoid the crash and burn of a piece of sht developed game...
 
Crabjuice , why should I buy this garbage !? No pleasure and no fun ! An ugly mug of the main heroine , squashed pet ! Shooting !? I have a bunch of shooters . Sorry . Just want them not to be repulsive .

I m looking forward to Assassin s Creed Shadows . I m fine with both playable characters - the male samurai and the female ninja . Especially the woman . I dont care about any historical accuracy
 
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- if a game is "WOKE" I'm not paying money. Do you want Sweet Baby Inc stuff? GREAT. YOU pay for it. I'm not. I'm the middle-aged white guy, the enemy, the dreaded cishet which is supposed to be hated upon. GOOD. I am the hated one. So no need for my money. Right?!
I am a 54 year old white guy and don't feel hated upon because they didn't make a video game character reflect my vision of beauty (not that I really care about the beauty of a video game character). Or Disney having a black princess, or unrealistically strong women characters in movies. If "woke" means being inclusive, I sure wish games were "woke" back when I was a teen because then maybe the gaming community wouldn't have been such a basement dwelling sausage fest.

I just don't get how obsessed the "anti-woke" are about "woke". (and can't really define "woke"). A game is going to suck if the gameplay sucks. Simple as that.
 
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