ForgottenLegion
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I'd do it to avoid the incredibly annoying people at the cinema/movie theatres.
People who use their phone during the movie so you can see the white glow in the corner of your vision.
Or those that find the need to talk throughout the film adding their own layer of moronic commentary.
Or perhaps the neanderthal movie goer who hasn't yet discovered the ability to eat food with their mouth CLOSED. They need a slap.
Then you've got your ***** late attenders who have to walk across the screen to get to their stupid seat. I wish the doors would be guarded against this kind of halfwit and their spawn.
And don't get me started on babies and the literally retarded. There was once a retard in my show sitting at the back of the theatre who would let out a moan every 3 seconds. Obviously I left as who can enjoy a film with that going on. I bet it didn't even know where or what it was.
/rant
People who use their phone during the movie so you can see the white glow in the corner of your vision.
Or those that find the need to talk throughout the film adding their own layer of moronic commentary.
Or perhaps the neanderthal movie goer who hasn't yet discovered the ability to eat food with their mouth CLOSED. They need a slap.
Then you've got your ***** late attenders who have to walk across the screen to get to their stupid seat. I wish the doors would be guarded against this kind of halfwit and their spawn.
And don't get me started on babies and the literally retarded. There was once a retard in my show sitting at the back of the theatre who would let out a moan every 3 seconds. Obviously I left as who can enjoy a film with that going on. I bet it didn't even know where or what it was.
/rant