You can now get married by Duke Nukem

[Shawn Knight]

The big picture: It’s not uncommon for celebrities to monetize their likeness. One prime example is Cameo, a service in which fans can pay to have their favorite celebrity record a personalized video – usually a shout-out, well-wishes or to taunt a friend. Pricing varies from a couple bucks to a couple thousand dollars depending on their level of fame.

Themed weddings are a staple of Las Vegas but you won’t have to travel to Sin City to get hitched by Duke Nukem.

Jon St. John, the voice actor best known for being the pipes behind the beloved video game character, recently announced on Twitter that he is now an ordained minister. His first wedding ceremony is this Saturday and yes, he will even officiate your wedding in character if you wish.

I am now an ordained minister and will be performing my first wedding ceremony this Saturday. So yes, you can get married by Duke Nukem pic.twitter.com/ud6gF3lXhr

— Jon St. John (@JSJisDuke) August 29, 2019

St. John also confirmed on Twitter that he will do your wedding as Big the Cat, a character he voices from the Sonic the Hedgehog series.

It’s unclear how much St. John is charging for his services. We also don’t know if he is willing to travel or if you will have to come to him. Of course, if you love Duke Nukem so much that you want him to officiate your wedding, you can probably work through those minor details.

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[VitalyT]

Who wants foul quotes and nasty jokes on their wedding day?

 

[OutlawCecil]

In best Duke Nukem voice: "I now pronounce you man and wife. Come get some"

 

[Aus spot]

We're here to chew gum and get married, and I'm all out of gum.

 

[Nobodysfool]

Who wants foul quotes and nasty jokes on their wedding day?

Generations Y and Z perhaps?

 

[treetops]

In best Duke Nukem voice: "I now pronounce you man and wives. Go get some"

Fixed that

 

[QuantumPhysics]

Duke Nukem is Toxic Masculinity incarnate

 

[Uncle Al]

So he not only can marry you but can serve as your funeral direction .... no word yet on baptisms but why not?!?

 

[Lew Zealand]

So he not only can marry you but can serve as your funeral direction .... no word yet on baptisms but why not?!?

That seems fine, just as long as he isn't also a mohel.

 

[captaincranky]

Who wants foul quotes and nasty jokes on their wedding day?

Some past victims of the marriage ceremony might claim that, "I do", is the foulest quote they ever uttered, and the nastiest possible joke they've ever played on themselves.

In fact, you might ask Sir Paul McCartney, how fast his one legged wife was able to run to divorce court and proceed to clean out his bank account. < (Now that's a nasty, mean spirited, joke ).

 

[VitalyT]

Some past victims of the marriage ceremony might claim that, "I do", is the foulest quote they ever uttered, and the nastiest possible joke they've ever played on themselves.

In fact, you might ask Sir Paul McCartney, how fast his one legged wife was able to run to divorce court and proceed to clean out his bank account. < (Now that's a nasty, mean spirited, joke ).

I never heard of McCartney marrying any one-legged creature. His only disaster marriage was with gold-digger Heather Mills, who sucked 31m out from him, and then spent it all in just 22 month, like Ginger from "Casino". Too bad she didn't die from an over-dose though, 'cos that would have been poetic justice.

 

[captaincranky]

I never heard of McCartney marrying any one-legged creature. His only disaster marriage was with gold-digger Heather Mills, who sucked 31m out from him, and then spent it all in just 22 month, like Ginger from "Casino". Too bad she didn't die from an over-dose though, 'cos that would have been poetic justice.

Heather Mills lost a leg in a motorcycle accident, so yes, Paul McCartney did in fact have, "a one legged wife".

From Wikipedia:
Heather Anne Mills (born 12 January 1968) is an English former model, media personality, businesswoman, and activist.

Mills came to public attention when she was a model in 1993 and was involved in a traffic collision with a police motorcycle in London. The accident resulted in the amputation of her left leg below the knee, but she continued to model by using a prosthetic limb and later sold her story to a tabloid newspaper.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Mills#Accident_and_amputees

 

[VitalyT]

Heather Mills lost a leg in a motorcycle accident, so yes, Paul McCartney did in fact have, "a one legged wife".

From Wikipedia:
Heather Anne Mills (born 12 January 1968) is an English former model, media personality, businesswoman, and activist.

Mills came to public attention when she was a model in 1993 and was involved in a traffic collision with a police motorcycle in London. The accident resulted in the amputation of her left leg below the knee, but she continued to model by using a prosthetic limb and later sold her story to a tabloid newspaper.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Mills#Accident_and_amputees

Oh I see. In that case, she was fast indeed. And then this: https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/most-popular/1177-heather-mills-grows-third-leg.html

 

[captaincranky]

@Vitaly T Heather removing her prosthesis at bedtime would have likely prevented Sir Paul from pinning at least one of her legs over her head and underneath her arm during their honeymoon coitus. I guess it's fair to say the marriage was doomed from the start.