Your mama is so fat jokes

[Vigilante]

Yo mamma so fat her shadow weighs a hundred pounds.

When she plays in the ocean, all the surfers come out to ride the waves (made that up just now!)

Every time she jumps in the ocean, the US looses another state. Ouch!

She has to wait for a hurricane for a shower, then steps in a tornado to dry!

Okay now I'm just making stuff up, lol

 

[Tedster]

your mama so fat, when she wears high-heels.....

they become flip-flops!

 

[Tedster]

yo mama so fat..... she gets a volume discount at the grocery store

 

[Jesse_hz]

Yo' momma is so fat, the Dutch use her as a storm-surge barrier.

- allright lame, but I've never been good at this

 

[Tedster]

yo mama so fat, she thought her belly was the new world.

 

[toffeapple]

your mama's so fat..............her blood type is gravy!

 

[Tedster]

yo mama so fat when she stands, trees die from lack of sunlight.

 

[Tedster]

yo mama so fat, she got stretch marks on her spandex.....

 

[Jesse_hz]

Yo' momma so fat, she uses a field rake to comb her hair!

 

[RealBlackStuff]

Yo' mama so dumb, she needs to check prices in the Dollar-store.

 

[Vigilante]

Yo mama so big, dentists have to use garden tools!

Yo mama so big, she's the only object visible from outerspace!

Yo mama so big, she surfs with a yot!

Yo mama so big, when she yawns, people yell "BLACK HOLE!"

Yo mama so big, when she whistles, cars pull off the road and look for the flashing lights!

 

[ThePhantomPain]

Your mama is so fat the taxi company needs to hire dumpcardrivers.

Your mama is so fat that NASA was actually thinking off shooting her into space for a new researchstation.

Your mama is so fat she wears busses as shoes.

 

[Tedster]

yo mama so fat, her skirt is a carousel

 

[BnX]

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of george washingtons nose..

Yo mama so fat she ordered yum cha and asked for seconds <-- LOL made it up just then pretty leet eh? xD

For you dudes who dont know what yum cha is, its like all you can eat at an asian restaurant<Dont know how to spell

 

[korrupt]

Your mumma is so fat, when I had sex with her last night, I burned my ***** on the lightbulb

 

[sw123]

your mama's so fat, she was in the middle of the highway, i swerved to avoid her, but I ran out of gas

 

[Jesse_hz]

yo momma so fat, to her a 105" lcd looks like a 10"
yo momma so fat, when she walks down the street people yell "Godzilla!"
yo momma so fat, most of these jokes in this thread don't even apply to her, she's way beyond the level of obesity described/ridiculed here.

 

[Tedster]

yo mamma so fat, when she sat on a watermelon, there were only seeds left.

 

[TimeParadoX]

Yo momma so fat... the animals at the zoo feed her!
Yo momma so fat... she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

 

[Tedster]

yo mama so fat, she uses oreo filling for toothpaste.

 

[Jesse_hz]

yo momma so fat, posting an image of her would get you banned!

 

[TimeParadoX]

Lol that was funny jesse

 

[Jesse_hz]

yo momma so fat, she... ...<crunching noise>... MY ARM!

 

[TimeParadoX]

Yo' mama is so ugly that a vampire wouldnt suck her blood! ( that sucked :haha: )

 

[dgower2]

She Puts Mayonnaise on Her Aspirin

...She Puts Mayonnaise on Her Aspirin

...Needs a shoehorn to get outta the bath tub