Your mama is so fat jokes

[beef_jerky4104]

Yo mommas so fat she got baptized at seaworld.

 

[Tedster]

yo mama is SO fat....

....cavers go spelunking in her A**

....when she stands, the TV reception goes out

....when she farts in the tub, she has her own jacuzzi

....tv dinners have a mini-series

 

[TimeParadoX]

....Cavers go spelunking in her A**

lol that's funny

 

[nickslick74]

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits 'around' the house!

Yo mama so fat she uses her fumunda as cheese spread!

 

[Tedster]

yo mama is so fat, she can't even get on myspace.

yo mama is so fat, the highway authority requires a pilot car.

yo mama is so fat, investors in pork bellies thought they had a bull market.

yo mama is so fat, daddy got to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

yo mama so fat, when she farts, the EPA declares a state of emergency

yo mama so fat, battlestar galactica couldn't find earth

yo mama so fat, thor fell off the mountain

 

[Condor]

lmao some are really good one

heres mind if it ain't use yet

y0 mana is so fat when she walked across a television, I missed 5 min of the show!

 

[TimeParadoX]

Yo' mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes :haha:

 

[hamas123]

your mama is so small she drowned in a puddle and your mama is so small she plays football with the pebbles.Your mama is so big that even if you go to another planet you can't see the whole of her & she couldn't fit in a family photo.

 

[God Of Mana]

LoL funny stuff but i hope u guys realize you are repeating some of them sometimes.

 

[TimeParadoX]

It's cool, I know you're just jealous because my Yo' Mama jokes are üb3rpr0h4x0r

 

[ravisunny2]

So fat,

- that she's a natural protection againt asteroids (they'll bounce off)

- that she makes the earth the centre of the universe (as once believed)

 

[Condor]

watch this video with yo mama fight + jedi : D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G0-V4RVe9A&NR=1

 

[Tedster]

yo mama so fat, she thought a ding dong was round 2.

yo mama so fat, her cheeseburger wasn't in paradise.

 

[Tedster]

yo momma so fat, Godzilla stopped attacking Mothra, and attacked her!

 

[Tedster]

Yo momma so fat, her fortune cookie said, "Stop Eating."

 

[hamas123]

Your mama is so fat she couldn't fit in a photo even if you were taking her photo from a mile away. (Remember, these are jokes, we know they are not true).

 

[Tedster]

I think everyone here understands these are jokes - let's not state the obvious.

Yo momma SO fat...

she found a piece of chicken in her belly button and thought it was Christmas.

her car tires are all dual-axle

daddy got stuck between her titties when making love.

 

[hamas123]

Your mama is so fat she stood on a scale and it broke.

 

[Tedster]

Yo Momma SO fat,

her ham ran away with the burger.

 

[ravisunny2]

So fat,

- that she's a natural protection againt asteroids (they'll bounce off)

- that she makes the earth the centre of the universe (as once believed)

There's no way you can beat this one.

 

[sw123]

Yo momma so stupid she joined NAMBLA. XD

 

[Tedster]

YO momma so fat...

they deported her in order to avoid a food shortage.