Happy very belated 8th Birthday to my eMachines T-5026

captaincranky

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I don't believe I missed "Good Ole E's" birthday by more than a month.

Together we've toured the world of online erotic art for more than 8 years, with not so much as a whimper of condescension from E. He just soldiers on, never busting a jibe, or a hint of complaint at these indiscretions Never once has he blurted out, "thanks you ******* *******, you know I can't un-see that, unless you do a reformat".....:D

Never has he blue screened, even when confronted with the bluest of content

In an entirely unrelated sequence of events, captaincranky lifts a glass of rum, as if in toast(y)

We sing now, "for he's a jolly good smu-ut-box, which nobody can deny".....de sempre al coda......

(Yes, I'm sure this computer is a guy. If it was a woman, she would have found a way to electrocute me by now).
 
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