Happy very belated 8th Birthday to my eMachines T-5026

By captaincranky
Mar 27, 2013
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  1. I don't believe I missed "Good Ole E's" birthday by more than a month.

    Together we've toured the world of online erotic art for more than 8 years, with not so much as a whimper of condescension from E. He just soldiers on, never busting a jibe, or a hint of complaint at these indiscretions Never once has he blurted out, "thanks you ******* *******, you know I can't un-see that, unless you do a reformat".....:oops:

    Never has he blue screened, even when confronted with the bluest of content

    In an entirely unrelated sequence of events, captaincranky lifts a glass of rum, as if in toast(y)

    We sing now, "for he's a jolly good smu-ut-box, which nobody can deny".....de sempre al coda......

    (Yes, I'm sure this computer is a guy. If it was a woman, she would have found a way to electrocute me by now).
  2. St1ckM4n

    St1ckM4n TS Evangelist Posts: 2,922   +630

    Haha, I hope you two enjoy each other's company for a few more years to come! :D
  3. Kunming

    Kunming TS Maniac Posts: 308   +184

    I'm sure your kind gestures almost made its hardware turn into software.
  4. learninmypc

    learninmypc TS Evangelist Posts: 7,675   +415

    I'm lovin' it (y) :D

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