Man designs ChatGPT bot subscription service to annoy and waste telemarketers' time

Cal Jeffrey

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In context: Despite the US Federal Communications Commission "cracking down" on robocallers, the problem has far from gone away. The situation continues to plague consumers, with national averages of around 14 monthly calls per phone number. Most are either borderline or outright scams preying on the naive and the elderly.

Even for those aware that the caller is attempting a scam, the annoying interruptions are disruptive and time-consuming. Many people screen their calls and send unknown numbers to voicemail or ignore them, but even that requires them to stop what they're doing and check if it's a legitimate call.

One man in Monrovia, California, is fighting fire with fire. Roger Anderson, the owner of Jolly Roger Telephone Company, uses bots powered by ChatGPT and a voice cloner to keep telemarketing scammers on the line for as long as possible, wasting their time and costing them money. But he doesn't do this solely for his own entertainment. His business allows regular people to use his system for a reasonable fee.

Setting it up is fairly easy. Once you have a $25-per-year subscription, you enable call-forwarding to a unique number created for your account. Then, you can let the bots handle the robocalls or use the "Merge" feature to create a conference call and discreetly listen to the hilarity that ensues as the scammers try to get the bots to cooperate.

There are various voices and bot personalities available. For example, "Whitey" Whitebeard is an elderly curmudgeon who tends to drone on and on, complaining about the subject at hand or getting distracted by background activities. Salty Sally is bot designed to act like a stay-at-home mom who constantly asks the caller to "repeat that" or "start over" due to the unruly kids she yells at in the background. The callers are not talking directly to ChatGPT. Jolly Roger uses the OpenAI bot to analyze what the speaker is talking about and then selects canned messages pertaining to the subject.

The voices sound human, but the phrases can be repetitive and unnatural, often going off-topic or talking over the caller, breaking the illusion. However, they usually work well enough to keep an anguished scammer on the line for up to 15 minutes, especially if they think they're about to persuade the person to provide credit card information. Check out how Whitey keeps stringing a Dish Network scammer along until he finally has a profanity-strewn meltdown at the end of the nearly 10-minute call (above).

Jolly Roger is not the first to use this trick to scam the scammers. A chatbot named Lenny has been giving robocallers their comeuppance since 2008. However, Lenny is not as effective since it doesn't recognize when a key press is needed to reach a human – a prevalent practice these days. The Wall Street Journal notes that auto-dialers can make about 100 calls per second, and the telemarketer only gets on the line if there is a human response, such as a key press.

On the contrary, if the autodialer recording is talking over the Jolly Roger bot, it will recognize this and "push" the most common pass-through keys to prevent the dialer from hanging up. Lenny can't do this, but it is free to use – simply forward or merge your calls to (347) 514-7296. Alternatively, visit the Jolly Roger website to browse the FAQs, sign up for a 30-day trial, or listen to more example calls.

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Here in Moscow it's the same story with telemarketers. I block all unknown calls by default to escape from them. Really annoying... and on top of that, speaking in Russian. A big NO.
 
I spoke to our telephone provider and asked if it was possible to automatically refuse any calls from India. They said no, I guess they profit somehow from all these calls. On the other side of the coin, there's a lovely film called "Outsourced" that shows life from the other end of the call.
 
Just 14 calls for a month... come to India.. here Hathway will give you 30 calls per day!!
You have to send an email to Hathway’s NOC person of your area and ask him to put your number in their DND list. Been there… done that. Now no calls from them for over a year.
 
No I just searched google for NOC guy’s mobile number and he gave me an email to send DND request to. I checked gmail but it seems like gmail has lost all my emails from 2 years back.
Found it and emailed them as well, hope it works. Thanks
 
That's funny & clever,
I'll be getting a subscription for this service. My father's barely able to understand his flip-phone. He keeps it on him for emergencies, he knows enough to long press #5 to speed dial me or long press #9 for 911. Every else about a cellular phone is like magic to him.
Total harassment, his phone gets at least 15 to 25 calles a day. I registered his # to the (do not call list.gov) but that'll take 3 more weeks for activation. My cell phone, google does a great job screening telemarketer's. The catch on that is google keeps a transcription of all my calls they say is for my safety. Ha that's a bunch of BS. But I've got nothing to hide.
I'm an old obsolete analog tech, used to work for the phone company way back when pay phone's were on every corner. (It stinks getting old, just when the world is starting to look interesting ;~} )...
Sorry for the over-share. But any advisement is welcome.
As for Cal Jeffrey. Thanks for this article, I'll be putting into practice what I've learned.
 
The FCC needs to give this guy a contract and have him start producing and giving away these bots ..... that will put a sizeable dent in the spam calls revenue .....
 
"Then, you can let the bots handle the robocalls or use the "Merge" feature to create a conference call and discreetly listen to the hilarity that ensues as the scammers try to get the bots to cooperate."

This is golden!!
 
I was amazed after going to states and buying a one month data plan for vacation that I got calls from random numbers within a week. I didn't share my number with anyone.
I guess you just don't have any privacy there, terrible.

The problem is that in the US almost all numbers are recycled. When someone changes numbers (for whatever reason) or buys a phone with a "new" number, he's getting someone else's old number!

And those numbers are known to scammer and spam callers.
 
I was amazed after going to states and buying a one month data plan for vacation that I got calls from random numbers within a week. I didn't share my number with anyone.
I guess you just don't have any privacy there, terrible.
Oh these pieces of trash illegally robodial every number in the country. They are not purchasing lists or anything. It's pretty lame, I suggested in the FCC robocall contest that they filter calls based on high call volume where the caller IDs are not matching the circuits the calls are coming in on; (so, your cell phone wouldn't be blocked when roaming because you're not making 100s or 1000s of calls a minute; but the scam robodialers would be able to operate for about a minute then their calls would be blocked.) But they gave the prize to yet another caller ID service (which doesn't work since they falsify the caller ID.)
 
This sounds awesome! I mean, as it stands, if they waste my time, I waste theirs.. (people say "don't answer or you'll get more calls"... this isn't true, they illegally robodial every number in the country either way.) So, I answer, I hit "1", then I used to try to tie them up -- I got one to stay on the phone for like 20 minutes... now I say "just a second" and put the phone back in my pocket. Even if you hit "1" but don't talk to them, if 1% of people did that it'd tie up their call capacity and their business would collapse.

Hilariously, I got a call from one once, then a SECOND call when I was on the first call, so I conference called the two. Those two greasy greasy scammers started swearing at each other for close to five minutes.. neither seemed to notice the other also having a ridiculous Indian accent, plus the fact they started swearing at each other in Hindi rather than English. After like 5 minutes, one started yelling loud enough that the other was finally like "Wait, I can hear you... you're like two rows over from me!!!" and they hung up.
 
Here in Moscow it's the same story with telemarketers. I block all unknown calls by default to escape from them. Really annoying... and on top of that, speaking in Russian. A big NO.
Here I just block the number. My list is getting longer by the day. I just reply if caught out with, "stop shouting", "stop shouting". Very loudly then hang up. After 3 calls they stop, usually.
 
I love EVERYTHING about this! I want this to make telemarketing go the way of the dodo! That whole industry need to go away.
 
I agree, make this program part of every anti virus program installed on every machine Worldwide. In fact make it part of basic Windows installation, android, and the "other one".
It would be considered an essential part of opperating system development, full stop.
 
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