Nintendo confirms poor sales, slashes Wii U forecasts dramatically

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"Johnny USA wants to do is run around in a realistic 3D environment shooting his friends in the head with semi-automatic weapons."

Since, when were semi-automatic weapons ever big in video gaming outside of Golden Eye? "Johnny USA" likes his guns fully automatic.

That's also rubbish, Johnny USA uses nothing smaller than a RPG.