fktech
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Troll!True, if banks can do it, why can't we?
Thanks, and good luck to you with your package stealing!
Troll!True, if banks can do it, why can't we?
Thanks, and good luck to you with your package stealing!
Not likely but its your life, liberty and pursuit of happiness...You don't need a defense lawyer. The outcome will end just as well without one.
It's glitter and fart spray pranking a thief, the judge will fall out of their seat laughing. You will not need a lawyer.Not likely
That's illegal to booby trap items in public.
Mail theft is a federal offense even in a public location.The item though was left on private property
Only mail derived by USPS is protected.Mail theft is a federal offense even in a public location.
https://www.wklaw.com/mail-theft-a-federal-offense/
Personally I would be OK with blowing their arms off. I can see where that might get you in trouble. But glitter and fart spray would not result in sever charges if at all.
I think you are mistaken. The thief in their mind was stealing mail regardless, the actual item is irrelevant. They are guilty by intent. No less punishable than being accessory to a crime.Only mail derived by USPS is protected.
Because in the real world, where a great many people work during the daytime, including both the people receiving the package and delivering it, this is the available option. I suppose for the 1% there's the option of having the butler receive the package, or drive to the UPS facility to pick it up.
I will trust you that there are late night post offices and automated machines where you live, which I'm guessing is a large city or other special case. I can assure you they do not exist where I live, which is not a large city. The recipient, the delivery person, and the people staffing the shipping facility all work during the day. The recipient is at home only at night, the delivery person is off duty at night, and the shipping facility is closed at night. Which leaves us back to the butler, which I agree is stupid, or to the deliver to the door, which is the actual option implemented. Or did you think the entire system was just stupid?It's nice how you completely ignored the perfectly valid suggestions and went for the stupid butler angle.
In the real world, people are perfectly capable of finding the time to pick up packages from the post office or from automated machines set up for this.