No more having to use Messenger
Bad news for the few people who still use the devices
Not only will users be able to read the novel, they will be able to interact with its characters
No more bloated interface
Facebook: 'We aren't making enough revenue, so we will start interrupting your Messenger conversations'
"Guess that's what I get for calling my home Westworld"
Additional languages will arrive at a later date
You can now prevent your kids from chatting with their friends at bedtime
The true extent of Facebook's data harvesting is surprising people
AIM is dead, and so is ICQ and other legacy platforms we used to depend on
Expect to see the ads sometime this year
Is there anything Messenger can't do?
The closest thing we'll get to a dislike button